My biological father, whom I’ve never met, just sent me a friend request on facebook. What should I do?

I’m on the verge of being clairvoyant. There is still a slight fog blocking the details of my view

My computer hasn’t been exposed to a single detectable virus in over a year, something must have happened…

nosdrinker:

monetizeyourcat:

All of the Bioshocks are reactionary, man. The first one basically views labor organization as shambolic and the Ayn Rand guy as a tragic hero whose essentially good and sustainable view of society is doomed by and doomed only by his own hubristic rejection of almighty God. Well, thanks for stopping by

*jeopardy buzzer*

Crying, literally crying ahahahahahaha! “Well, thanks for stopping by”

Master of Karate and Friendship: Earlier today I was going through the shed and looking at some of my...

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Earlier today I was going through the shed and looking at some of my old toys that my mom had saved and I found this Hello Kitty tin lunchbox.

I remembered I use to store my pound purries and puppies in it, so I picked it up to look inside and was caught off guard by the weight. I opened it…

sultrycrab:

Wayne’s World |  1992

When I was younger, I could recite all the words to this movie.
No longer.

(Source: spencerpratt)

The mindless super wealthy should especially have less children… Those families get huge.

countfishdouche:

THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”

(Source: prettierboy)

Have less babies. Contribute to the common good.

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

(Source: oedipus-sex)