maybeimaprincess:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

where’s Murrica

My biological father, whom I’ve never met, just sent me a friend request on facebook. What should I do?

I’m on the verge of being clairvoyant. There is still a slight fog blocking the details of my view

My computer hasn’t been exposed to a single detectable virus in over a year, something must have happened…

nosdrinker:

monetizeyourcat:

All of the Bioshocks are reactionary, man. The first one basically views labor organization as shambolic and the Ayn Rand guy as a tragic hero whose essentially good and sustainable view of society is doomed by and doomed only by his own hubristic rejection of almighty God. Well, thanks for stopping by

*jeopardy buzzer*

Crying, literally crying ahahahahahaha! “Well, thanks for stopping by”

Master of Karate and Friendship: Earlier today I was going through the shed and looking at some of my...

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Earlier today I was going through the shed and looking at some of my old toys that my mom had saved and I found this Hello Kitty tin lunchbox.

I remembered I use to store my pound purries and puppies in it, so I picked it up to look inside and was caught off guard by the weight. I opened it…

sultrycrab:

Wayne’s World |  1992

When I was younger, I could recite all the words to this movie.
No longer.

(Source: eurovision1969)

The mindless super wealthy should especially have less children… Those families get huge.

countfishdouche:

THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”

(Source: prettierboy)